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В садике около Исаакия прогуливается толстый джентльмен с мобилкой на пузе и газетой в руках. При нем ротвейлер Тайсон (даже похож чем-то на однофамильца, чтоб не сказать: на брата). Из-за куста выскакивает кокер-спаниель и тявкает на проходящую парочку. Тайсон открывает пасть, прыгает и хватает моську так, что вся ее голова в этой пасти скрывается, и продолжает так держать, не сжимая челюстей, но и не отпуская. Моська гавкать, понятное дело, перестала, но начали гавкать ее хозяин, иже с ним и проходящие. Тайсона все местные собачники знали (одна тусовка), но на призывы "Тайсон!! Отпусти!!!" милый песик не реагировал. Обратились к хозяину, который даже газету опустил, что с ним редко бывало - прикажи, мол, животному!

Хозяин Тайсона:
- Не, меня не послушает...
Толпа:
- А кого послушает?
Хозяин Тайсона:
- Жену только...
Снимает мобилку, звонит, докладывает ситуацию, сует трубу псу под ухо. Оттуда доносится: "Ах ты, скотина! Выплюнь! Выплюнь сейчас же!!!"
Перепуганный Тайсон плюется несчастным кокером и очумело отскакивает...